it's harder to leave with my heart on my sleeve


Makeup by Violette


pie eating contest?
nah son free pie


pie eating contest?

nah son free pie

"Jobs fill your pocket. Adventures fill your soul."
— Jaime Lyn Beatty (via babygirrrrrl89)

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posted 1 week ago via tom-spanks · originally dimlydaily
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Tyra: *shaves ur head but leaves 7 patches and dyes each one a different colour*
Tyra: There are people in this industry that would kill for this look

posted 1 week ago via cleandiaper2 · originally gherkind
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I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones


We’re so bad at sex and then we wonder why women aren’t like, really aggressive about sex. We think it’s cause they don’t have as much desire as we do. That’s how stupid men are, that we think ‘they’re just weird, women are like fucked up in the head cause they don’t wanna just fuck all the time. If I was a women, I’d just fuck everybody. Why don’t they wanna fuck all the time? I do.’ Of course you do, cause when you fuck, you get to fuck a woman! When she fucks, she has to fuck a guy! Wildly different experiences. For a man, 100% of the time, it’s the greatest thing that ever happened in his entire life. For a woman, about 40% of the time, when she’s being fucked by a guy, she’s thinking ‘I’ll get over this in a week. It’s not the worst thing. I’m not gonna cry this time.’

“Another thing that proves how bad men are at sex is that after sex, you’re looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there, be cool and the woman wants to cuddle … ‘Why is she so NEEDY?’ She’s not needy you idiot, she’s horny, because you did nothing for her. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HER PUSSY IS ON FIRE BECAUSE IT’S GONE UNFUCKED COMPLETELY. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went ‘KFHGSKG’ and rolled off. And she’s on you because she’s like ‘WH-at SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!’ If you fuck a woman well, she will LEAVE YOU ALONE. ‘Thanks a lot buddy, zzzzz.’

— Oh, Louis CK, advocate for the female orgasm.   (via pinkvelourtracksuit)

  • Me at any given time: buffets are disgusting they represent the epitome of western excess and gluttony
  • Me at a buffet: everybody out of the god damn way mama's hungry