*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable
i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever
This was my chemistry professor.
one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you
When your side chick tries to take a picture with you…
hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital